donderdag 22 februari 2018

D-day

From the first day I arrived in Spain, I understood that I was going to  need more vocabulary than "2 cervezas por favor". So during week two, I took some Spanish classes in the heart of the city. And then came D-day... 







Monday morning, half past six. I'm lying in my bed when all of a sudden Dave Dee, Dozy, Beacky, Mick and Tich start singing "Bend it, bend it, just a little bit and take it easy...". I know I should take it easy. After all, classes only start at 10. But then again, when you have to commute for about one hour and a half, you can't take things easy. 

Did you know that Madrid is the third largest city of Europe, after London and Berlin? Yeah. Neither did I. I mean, if you look it up on Google Maps, I only live a 30 minute drive away from the city centre. But somehow, from 12 till 16 February, I spent half of my day in the smelly, crowded Cercanías-trains from Alcalá de Henares to Madrid, stopping by each and every town and suburb. What's the point in calling the commuter rail "cercanías" if they take you so far away? I'm calling a vote for a new name!

Enough of the small talk and whining about public transport issues. I decided I will save you the story where I waited for over an hour to obtain my public transport card only to learn that I needed to make an appointment and wait a few days more. And the worst part : the woman at the office did not have anything else to do! And I thought the Belgian bureaucracy was bad... There, I whined about it after all!

So let's spread some positive vibes instead. After three days, I finally obtained my card and I was as free as a bird to explore the city. After classes, which already finished at 13h00, I went for tapas with my friends from the language academy or did some hipster food-tasting with the French assistant-teachers who showed me around in 'their' massive city. I even was invited to a fancy dinner at a truly delicious Japanese restaurant by some friends-from-friends who, just as all other Spanish people I met so far, turned out to be very warm-hearted people. So in case you read it: thank you, M. and S. Next round is on me!

The fact that my week at the Spanish Inhispania academy flew by so fast, means that I had fun. And meanwhile, I did some learning too: I must say that my Spanish improved impressively. I can't believe how fast things came back! 

While during my first week, I felt like the Little Mermaid who just lost her voice (you know, you want to say something, but nothing comes out), after one week at Inhispania, I felt more like Sebastian the Crab, babbling away about the birds and the bees - and all in Spanish. But now that my classes are over, I feel like my Spanish is already fading again. I know I should practise every day, but it's quite hard considering that my job consists of teaching French and English...

Which brings me to D-day: my first day of teaching at my internship school in Alcalá. It's needless to say that I was extremely stressed out, especially when I did not have the printing code and my mentor wasn't around to show me how things worked. But I managed. I kept it cool and I played my part. 

Because teaching is acting. It's freaking out inside but calmly smiling to your pupils. It's feeling insecure but acting like you're in charge. And with a little luck, your pupils - your public - might actually fall for it and enjoy your play and not throw tomatoes at you. Some might even go for a standing ovation at the end, which confirms your great performance. And they did...

After my first lesson, the pupils walked out of the class saying "thank you", which you should not take for granted here in Spain. But it get's better! Yesterday, at the end of a lesson, I said "thank you for your attention", and my pupils started applauding. But there's more! I hadn't finished my class and I needed five more minutes. So I told my pupils I would continue next class, but they were so eager to know how my class would end that they proposed that I finished my lesson, and they gave up their break so I could finish! Talking about an "encore"... And today, this sweet little girl who hadn't said a word during my class, came over to my desk to say "thank you for this fun class". Aww -  I melted. 

I won the public, that's one thing, but what about the art critic? They are every actor's fear. They don't laugh, even when they think it's funny. They are just sitting there, lurking at you in some dark corner, taking notes. Then, at the end of your 50-minute play, they say something but somehow keep their judgement to themselves. Then they disappear, because they are busy - they have other plays to attend to. And you did not get the chance to ask them if they liked it. And even if you did, would you dare? Because what if the answer is no? You decide to just wait for their review, because even though you are a fierce actor, you are a coward.

The next day, the critic publishes his review... You read it, but you don't know what to think. You ask yourself if a critic - by definition - has to criticise you. Or that perhaps it is forbidden for a critic to write positive things in order to live up to their feared image. Whatever the explanation, you need to know. So, you pull yourself together and go and see the critic. And then, you ask it.  

"So.... Uhm.... Was it good?"

"Of course it was good. I just wrote down some points of improvement, that's all."

You're relieved, a little happy even. But at the same time, you're disappointed too, because why in this world must we always focus on the negative and forget to mention the good?

Spain, you will toughen me up. You remind me of arts academies: first you break, then you make. But what will you make of me?

Spanish classes @ Inhispania in Madrid





maandag 5 februari 2018

Sun, fun, fiesta y siesta

"Spain is not only sun, fun, fiesta and siesta", my correspondent wrote me the evening before I left for Spain. The next day when I arrived, I immediately understood what she meant. About clichés and culture shocks...








I already knew that Madrid would not be the Costa del Sol I had always associated Spain with, but I wasn't expecting Nordic temperatures either. So to all my friends who called me a "lucky bastard" because I was escaping the Belgian weather: you were wrong. I took it with me. 

"You brought the bad weather", my internship responsible welcomed me at the school.
I shook off the layer of snow that had turned my black umbrella white.
"I always pick the right time", I laughed. 

We were both looking outside at how thick snowflakes transformed the schoolgrounds into a ski resort. The responsible told me that some pupils living in the hills did not even make it to school because the roads were blocked. And those who did make it to school, were held hostage by the snow and would have to wait for it to melt again. 

After some small talk about the hot topic that was the cold weather, I was introduced to different people whose name I already forgot. But since 90 % of the Spanish are called Maria, Pablo, Juan or Javier, it doesn't really matter. So far for cliché number 1: confirmado!

And I should be happy that they are all called the same - it will make it easer to address the nearly 3000 pupils and the 300 staff members at my school. Aye. 3000, divided in classes of 30 pupils or more. Not only did I pick the right time, I guess I also picked the right school... And even though two days ago, I cut my hair to feel more like a Miss Van Crombruggen, after having visited my internship school, I feel like la petite Elise all over again. I guess I did not get the memo that I was going to teach at the largest public school of Spain... 

So I'll confess: even though I always wear my Almerian Indalo-charm, I have a harder time adjusting to Spanish life than I thought I would. The first day, at 6 in the evening, my stomach was already craving a fresh baguette from the Flor bakery in Nice, with a morceau of pélardon, my favourite goat cheese, accompanied by a fine bordeaux. Instead, I had a banana because I knew I'd have to wait another four hours before attacking homemade tapas, which brings us to cliché number 2: the Spanish live at night. Cliché confirmed.

But hey, apart from having my biorhythm completely turned upside down, there are plenty of advantages to it: I can do grocery shopping at 22h in the evening, or even spend all my money in my favourite clothes shop Mango. Because - cliché number 3, Spain is a shopping paradise! 

But cliché number 4 is without doubt the most important one. It's about the Spanish and their endless, sincere hospitality. I truly could not have dreamed of a warmer welcome here in Madrid than the one I got from my correspondent G. She gave up her entire weekend to pick me up at the airport, help me get installed at my university residence, show me around town (in the pouring rain), help me choose the perfect pots and pans in the Chinese bazar and point out the bio eggs at the Carrefour hyper market. 

As if that wasn't enough, she invited me for a lovely dinner at her home where I immediately got to practise whatever was left of my Spanish speaking skills. Because - cliché number 5: the Spanish speak, well... Spanish. 

All clichés confirmed, I must admit that it's given me a small culture shock. But isn't that what this Erasmus is all about, getting out of my comfort zone? 

Time to get Spanish.
Deséame suerte!